Eww or Aww?
- You must be related to Yoda ’cause yo delicious!
- God must be missing an angel if you’re here.
- Something’s wrong with my phone – your number isn’t in it.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I’m in love with you.
- My heart is broken…could you fix it for me?
- Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle!
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- If I were you I would go out with me.
- Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- You must be the cause of global warming.
- If I were bread, would you be my butter?
- Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
- I don’t know if it’s igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
- Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
