Pick Up Lines

Eww or Aww?

  • You must be related to Yoda ’cause yo delicious!
  • God must be missing an angel if you’re here.
  • Something’s wrong with my phone – your number isn’t in it.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I’m in love with you.
  • My heart is broken…could you fix it for me?
  • Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle!
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  • If I were you I would go out with me.
  • Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • You must be the cause of global warming.
  • If I were bread, would you be my butter?
  • Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
  • I don’t know if it’s igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
  • Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…


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